It all happened in slow-mo. The cop’s foot seemed to take forever to connect with my gut. 9, 10 of them, swarming me. A canopy of cops above me, blocking out the bright sky. “How bout some of THIS!” One shouted as he delivered a kick that should have sent my head spinning like a…
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So I showed up to the local bar with 4-5 books and a typewriter and my pipe like every morning, right? And the bartender looks at me like he doesn’t…
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“Hey…hey dude, dude,” Jon Baker whispered to me. I turned to him. It was 8th grade. I was trying to pay attention in Social Studies. “This is you…
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I look cool smoking the cigarette. Someone took a photo of me, it’s up online right now. Ppl are liking it. That feels good when they likey. The red…
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“In my dreams, Dan, it’s like I came up with Harry Potter,” I said. “I don’t really know how else to explain it. I was intimately connected to those…
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It’s African American Voices night. I’m dressed up as a cop, just to be provocative. It’s a really cheap-looking cop suit from Party City (my buddy is…
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I work year-round. In the office 9-7, every day. There is no end in sight. But once a year or so, I take a day off, and I make sure to enjoy it. I began…
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Had to piss like a racehorse at Grand Central once the train came in. Took the 6 downtown to work. Got maybe 2 hours of sleep last night. Eyes…
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